Friday, February 03, 2006

Fill the cup to this line please...

Today I got to urinate in a cup. I can't tell you the last time I had to do that. Even though I knew there was no way I would fail, there is still some uh, we will just say "performance anxiety". It is difficult to manage the process of giving them what they need, and transferring the rest to the toilet without making a mess. You can't just stop, as Lloyd Christmas said so eloquently in Dumb and Dumber, "I just can't stop it once I start, it stings!" Interestingly they had me wash my hands prior to the business but did not request it afterwards, (I did on my own accord). And they had tape over the faucet in the room so I could not pull off the 'sound of running water' trick to get things going.

I also got a call today from Huntington Bank and will go in for an interview tomorrow. Check back here tomorrow for updates.

Reese is going to sleep now, so we are too.

Later...

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