
So, this is my ticket to South Bend...

Wednesday on his nationally syndicated sports talk radio show, "The Herd with Colin Cowherd," ESPN Radio's Colin Cowherd spent several minutes lambasting Cincinnati after reading a story about a woman - whose name and hometown have not been made public but Cowherd assumes is from Cincinnati - who Tuesday caused a CVG-to-Hawaii flight to land in San Francisco.
Click here to listen to the mp3 of Cowherd's rant about Cincinnati.
Excerpts from Cowherd's assault on Cincinnati included:
• "What is it with Cincinnati? ... For how small a city it is, is it me or does Cincinnati have a disproportionate number of bottom-feeders and low-level gutterballs?"
• "Jerry Springer, Pete Rose, the Bengals, Bob Huggins, wild chick on an airplane, Larry Flynt ... They're not serial killers, they just have no class."
• "I mean, I live in a city that's essentially the same size, Hartford. We don't have half the problems, half the weirdos."
• "I mean, it's just boring. People get in trouble. It's just boring."
He proposes coming up with a new slogan for Cincinnati.
"Because the Queen City doesn't really sum up their dysfunction."
Cowherd said listeners submitted the following slogans:
• "Cincinnati: You're under arrest."
• "Cincinnati: We need more razor wire."
• "Cincinnati: We're what happens three hours after you eat at Taco Bell."
• "Cincinnati: Just like Vegas, without all the really great stuff."
• "Cincinnati: Step out of your car, please."
• "Cincinnati: 'Cuz losers need somewhere to live as well."

That's fine by Wiese.
The 26-year-old was only trying to change his name to make good on a bet he lost when the Colts beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
"I had told the judge that I was not doing this because I wanted to change my name, but I was doing it because I was honoring a bet," Wiese told the Decatur Herald & Review after Monday's ruling. "I think she understood that."
A few days before the February game, Wiese signed a pledge in front of a bar full of people that if the Bears lost, he would change his name to match the Colts player who led Indy to victory.
Manning had a big hand in the Colts' 29-17 victory.
Wiese's parents, Debbie and Steve Wiese, were pleased by the judge's decision.
"Wiese is our family name, and we're proud of it," Debbie Wiese told the Decatur newspaper. "I also didn't want to go through the rest of my life calling my son 'Peyton Manning."'

(I hope I don't get this guy as my dealer)



