Wednesday on his nationally syndicated sports talk radio show, "The Herd with Colin Cowherd," ESPN Radio's Colin Cowherd spent several minutes lambasting Cincinnati after reading a story about a woman - whose name and hometown have not been made public but Cowherd assumes is from Cincinnati - who Tuesday caused a CVG-to-Hawaii flight to land in San Francisco.
Click here to listen to the mp3 of Cowherd's rant about Cincinnati.
Excerpts from Cowherd's assault on Cincinnati included:
• "What is it with Cincinnati? ... For how small a city it is, is it me or does Cincinnati have a disproportionate number of bottom-feeders and low-level gutterballs?"
• "Jerry Springer, Pete Rose, the Bengals, Bob Huggins, wild chick on an airplane, Larry Flynt ... They're not serial killers, they just have no class."
• "I mean, I live in a city that's essentially the same size, Hartford. We don't have half the problems, half the weirdos."
• "I mean, it's just boring. People get in trouble. It's just boring."
He proposes coming up with a new slogan for Cincinnati.
"Because the Queen City doesn't really sum up their dysfunction."
Cowherd said listeners submitted the following slogans:
• "Cincinnati: You're under arrest."
• "Cincinnati: We need more razor wire."
• "Cincinnati: We're what happens three hours after you eat at Taco Bell."
• "Cincinnati: Just like Vegas, without all the really great stuff."
• "Cincinnati: Step out of your car, please."
• "Cincinnati: 'Cuz losers need somewhere to live as well."
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